26 definitions by Fractious1
Slang
Alternative to openly calling someone a "Big Dick."
Grand = Big, Richard = Dick.
It is a corruption of the nickname used for Richard which is Dick. Likewise a Dick also was a slang term for a Detective (either Private or police) However being a corruption of an old Nickname this term is an insult.
Likewise this can be used to make a compound insult such as saying someone is being like Grand Richard's Cranium. That is calling someone a 'big dick head.'
The insult can be more condescending saying "Grande Resharde"as if you were using a French insult.
Alternative to openly calling someone a "Big Dick."
Grand = Big, Richard = Dick.
It is a corruption of the nickname used for Richard which is Dick. Likewise a Dick also was a slang term for a Detective (either Private or police) However being a corruption of an old Nickname this term is an insult.
Likewise this can be used to make a compound insult such as saying someone is being like Grand Richard's Cranium. That is calling someone a 'big dick head.'
The insult can be more condescending saying "Grande Resharde"as if you were using a French insult.
Example 1:
"Hey, I don't give a rat's ass what you think."
*"Just proves here who the Grand Richard is, now don't it?"*
Example 2:
"You missed a wonderful staff meeting. I got to meet the new boss. The guy HR is replacing James with intends to shake things up here. He is a Grand Richard for certain."
*"So your telling me he is a big dick?"*
"Throbbing, erect, and purple headed. I seriously think the guy has an ego the size of Texas."
Example 3:
"Stop acting like a Grand Richard."
*"WTF does that mean?"*
"YOU'RE BEING A BIG DICK!"
*"... >o<!"*
"Hey, I don't give a rat's ass what you think."
*"Just proves here who the Grand Richard is, now don't it?"*
Example 2:
"You missed a wonderful staff meeting. I got to meet the new boss. The guy HR is replacing James with intends to shake things up here. He is a Grand Richard for certain."
*"So your telling me he is a big dick?"*
"Throbbing, erect, and purple headed. I seriously think the guy has an ego the size of Texas."
Example 3:
"Stop acting like a Grand Richard."
*"WTF does that mean?"*
"YOU'RE BEING A BIG DICK!"
*"... >o<!"*
by Fractious1 December 29, 2017
Slang:
Methamphetamine. A slang reference for the fact that users have to crush it up and it crunches as it is crushed.
Methamphetamine. A slang reference for the fact that users have to crush it up and it crunches as it is crushed.
Example 1:
I know what happened to Tony. His parents kicked him out of their house when they found a satchel of crunchies in his bedroom.
Example 2:
Hey, hook me up with some crunchies.
Example 3:
I don't want snow. I want crunchies!
Example 4:
When Mike got pulled over the cops searched his car and found an eight ball of crunchies in the car. His ass is going to be in jail for a while for sure.
I know what happened to Tony. His parents kicked him out of their house when they found a satchel of crunchies in his bedroom.
Example 2:
Hey, hook me up with some crunchies.
Example 3:
I don't want snow. I want crunchies!
Example 4:
When Mike got pulled over the cops searched his car and found an eight ball of crunchies in the car. His ass is going to be in jail for a while for sure.
by Fractious1 November 30, 2017
The practice of Homosexuals pretending to be men or women and springing it on unwitting Heterosexual dates they sucker into taking them to bed with them ie. making a move under the radar.
The practice of deceiving heterosexuals into engaging in sex with homosexuals.
Stealthing is a form of rape.
**Note** this word is used in the Homosexual Community a lot.
The practice of deceiving heterosexuals into engaging in sex with homosexuals.
Stealthing is a form of rape.
**Note** this word is used in the Homosexual Community a lot.
Hey, I am not sure if you know this but that woman over there is Stealthing. That ain't no woman unless they suddenly grew adam's apples like us men.
Sally's brother went stealthing with his gay boyfriends. He is going to pull that on the wrong guy and wind up in the hospital.
Three friends in a titty bar at 1:30 AM: One of them notices something odd about one of the dancers on the stage.
"Hey, that stripper has a package bigger than mine. I bet that is a queer stealthing on us God Damn it!"
Sally's brother went stealthing with his gay boyfriends. He is going to pull that on the wrong guy and wind up in the hospital.
Three friends in a titty bar at 1:30 AM: One of them notices something odd about one of the dancers on the stage.
"Hey, that stripper has a package bigger than mine. I bet that is a queer stealthing on us God Damn it!"
by Fractious1 November 26, 2017
Example 1:
Q: Why do you and your room mate have so much gay porn?
A: SWAG.
Example 2:
Q: Why is with some of the guys who hang around that gay bar the Mine Shaft? They come off straight but I have to wonder.
I'll bet its because they are a SWAG crowd.
Q: Why do you and your room mate have so much gay porn?
A: SWAG.
Example 2:
Q: Why is with some of the guys who hang around that gay bar the Mine Shaft? They come off straight but I have to wonder.
I'll bet its because they are a SWAG crowd.
by Fractious1 December 23, 2017
Slang.
Finding something of value in the street but usually the value (usually in a street's gutter) that typically has no real cash value like finding a whole cigarette lying in the street.
This can also be a reference for those who dumpster dive or dig in the trash.
Usually associated with Crusty Punks and homeless drug addicts.
Finding something of value in the street but usually the value (usually in a street's gutter) that typically has no real cash value like finding a whole cigarette lying in the street.
This can also be a reference for those who dumpster dive or dig in the trash.
Usually associated with Crusty Punks and homeless drug addicts.
Example 1:
I can't stand that guy. If he isn't bugging us for something to smoke he digs up cigarette butts from the gutter for something to smoke. I swear he lives on gutter score.
Example 2.
That crusty bum is wandering in the street looking for gutter score again.
Example 3.
Dave is a sick pig. He dug some gutter score out of the trashcan behind the burger joint and happy ate it.
I can't stand that guy. If he isn't bugging us for something to smoke he digs up cigarette butts from the gutter for something to smoke. I swear he lives on gutter score.
Example 2.
That crusty bum is wandering in the street looking for gutter score again.
Example 3.
Dave is a sick pig. He dug some gutter score out of the trashcan behind the burger joint and happy ate it.
by Fractious1 December 14, 2017