2 definitions by Forgettable Nanny

1. n. precipitation that appears to be snowlike as it falls but melts in a pathetic, muddy, and/or unexciting fashion soon after reaching the ground.
2. n. marijuana. (Origins: in urban mythology, the condensation nuclei of the fail snow comes from marijuana smoke).
"My excitement turned to disappointment when I couldn't build a snowman: the snow turned out to be fail snow and melted right away."

"She was put in jail because she was caught smoking fail snow."
by Forgettable Nanny November 25, 2009
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Basic caucasian female. Average or below average intelligence. Fairly sweet, not terribly interesting, just kind of exists, blending in and waiting to be picked up like plain yogurt on a supermarket shelf. Bland, doesn't offend anyone but doesn't exactly inspire any biographies either.

When you think of an adjective to describe her to your friends, the first and only word that comes to mind is "nice."
After Amal Clooney dumps George, he'll probably end up with another rando vanilla white chick (VWC).

The VWC smiled without guile, her eyes staring blankly ahead. No, she wouldn't write books, cure cancer, or even become Class Mom, but maybe that nice boy with the pretty eyes would soon stop by and say hi.
by Forgettable Nanny January 22, 2016
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