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polish the hairy goblin

It refers to when someone masturbates, specifically a nerdy computer geek type.
"Just taking a break from World of Warcraft to polish the hairy goblin".
by ForceGrip86 April 21, 2011
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razorblade

A shit so painful it feels like a razorblade is coming out of your ass.
You ever shit a razorblade, it fucking hurts.
by ForceGrip86 April 21, 2011
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