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3 definitions by Fong johnson

1. Scoop and Feed
To fart into a cupped hand and then shove that hand directly under another person's nose.
"Man! Don't ever scoop and feed me like that again. It stunk of some serious shit!"
2. Jungle Fleece
The sporadic growth of pubic hair found on the shaft of a penis.
"My girlfriend complains that my jungle fleece gets stuck in her teeth when she gives me a blow job."
dick hair pubes pubic hair bush shrub
by Fong johnson Nov 5, 2009 add a video
3. Fargo Waffle
To deficate on your partners chest while wearing fishnet stockings then flattening the feces with the stockings. The key is to leave a grid pattern like a waffle.
"Dude, that chick just gave me a sweet fargo waffle!"
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