1 definition by Follower of Brad
Brad Russell is the very definition of both femininity and masculinity. The mere sight of Brad causes intense and wild orgasms. His one-size fits all dick and pussy have caused the straightest of men into cock worshippers. His cavernous asshole has launched expeditions by the UN into it’s unknown and undiscovered colon. Brad has the world record for three-pointers in a single season and is currently on a 4,000,000 dollar contract with the Lakers. Whenever he is shown on TV, birth rates multiply tenfold. Brad haircut has caused a worldwide switch to mandatory buzz cut with a small amount of gelled up hair in the front. Brads’ veluptuious ass has created a small yet growing religion of those looking to seek slavation within Brad and consider him their only deity. Brad Russel’s chode is considered a medical anomaly by researchers studying his body. His dick is 5 times thicker than long.
“Last time I saw Brad Russell, I almost came in my pants in front of the whole class!”
“Are you guys going on the pilgrimage to pray to Brad?”
“Are you guys going on the pilgrimage to pray to Brad?”
by Follower of Brad April 29, 2021