jackrag

A piece of cloth used to catch the ejaculate that shoots out of one's penis when he masturbates, or "jacks off".

"I can't believe your girlfriend is using my hork-encrusted jackrag as a napkin! Gee, she wipes her mouth an awful lot."

by Fo Shizzle My Nizzle June 08, 2004

je$u$

the exploitation of the supposed savior; this can be seen in the likes of Christian book stores, church offerings, and those fucking gay what would jesus do bracelets

I wish Jesus was here so I could make some money because I'm a stupid Jew.

by Fo Shizzle My Nizzle May 07, 2003

bang donut

muff to muff docking
mutual contact of reciprocating muffs
a smutty congregation of hair pies

Dick Cheney's (Mary) daughter muff docks "bangs donuts" and is pround.
Those double dong banging donut bitches.

by fo shizzle my nizzle November 04, 2004