49 definitions by FlowersInMidgar2
| 36. | circle jerk | ||
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The principle guiding force behind 70-104% of all Internet communities or message boards.
Occupies the top point of the Internet Pentagram of Virtual Idiocy along side: Flame-War Meme 1337 Blog I'm sorry, I'm not going to be able to come in to work today, I just got back from seeing Aliens Vs. Predator while playing the latest Final Fantasy game on my PSP after watching the Superbowl with my Dolfies dressed like Link from Legend of Zelda, and I should be going on and on about it with stupid people who can't spell.........circle jerk
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| 37. | Blog | ||
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Sensationalized minutia. Uhuh? really? you don't say. Hey you know what? I'd really love to continue reading this blog but, I too, have ridden a bus before and know that George Bush is three monkeys in a man suit. Really? You like Tuna fish and Pink Floyd? I really have to..ok I get it, your boss is a jag, I'm really not..your favorite song..riveting...hey I think I left some of my attention in the car, I'll be right back!
*running* *starts car* *peels away* |
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| 38. | Bisexual, Vampire Teen Wizards | ||
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AKA, BVTW Syndrome.
The most common example, is My Immortal, which is considered to be the worst fanfiction ever produced and, may have in fact, existed since the dawn of time. Some believe it to be one of Nyarlathotep's 999 forms. It is also commonplace on free form roleplaying message boards. The disturbingly common practice of writing Harry Potter-based fanfiction or creating HP-based characters that are, for purposes of the female writer's fantasy, bisexual for other "hawt Hogwarts guys" and, on occasion, situationally "hawt" for the writer's alter ego, female main character. ...Oh and they're also VAMPIRES. Bad HP slash writers (oxymoron?) LOVE vampires. People who suffer from BVTW Syndrome: -Likes- Vampires Any combination of: Ron, Harry, Draco and Snape fucking in the Forbidden Forest. Goth anything Hot Topic F-bomb dropping Dumbledore Gun toting Voldemorts -Dislikes- Spelling Hogwart's boarding school Dress Code. Vampires that have fangs and burn in sunlight. Magic classes. Quidditch Writing anything with even the remotest of semblance, to the characters and stories that these fanfics are based on. Bisexual, Vampire Teen Wizards are why a Harry Potter role playing game will most likely never see print.
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| 39. | Longhorn | ||
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The G.I. Joe codename for Windows Vista.
Microsoft named the Vista project "longhorn" after Bill Gates -during one of his usual weekly brain trust board meetings with the Forces of Evil- proclaimed:
*pounds fist on table accidentally sending Rupert Murdock down a shoot filled with flame and snakes* "I want something akin to having a longhorn bull shove it's horn far up their (consumers) ass!!!" They then had a good chuckle before feasting on the innards of new borne babes. |
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| 40. | cherub | ||
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Plural: Cherubim One of the choirs of angels, in Judeo-Christian lore. Often confused and mislabeled as baby angels. The Cherub is NOT a baby angel. Baby angels are called Putto. The Hebrew depiction took the form of winged bulls, or sphinx-like creatures with the body of a bull, the head of a man, and feathered wings. Christianity depicted them as beings with four heads. That of a man, lion, ox, and eagle. It also had four wings. The most famous example of a depiction of cherubim is the "Mercy Seat", which is either the lid, or ceremonial object that rested on top of, the Ark of the Covenant. Cupid is NOT a cherub.
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| 41. | Goons | ||
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Members of Something Awful, unfunny.
Goons love to make fun of suffering, as long as it's not their own. When it is, they expect "goondolences". Pathetic.
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| 42. | nub | ||
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A really stupid way of saying "noob"
Which a really stupid way of saying "newb" Which is a really stupid way of saying "newbie" Used by staggeringly unclever nerds to insult people but end up looking staggeringly retarded. Average age of user: 13-22 (When 99% of users reach 23 they realize how damn stupid they sound and stop speaking with lame, internet affectations) People can cite the military all they like. Game nerds only use the word, because it is the mouth breathing internet dweller's idea of "clever" to respell shit in stupid ways. Calling someone "nub" makes you look like a retarded 5 year old. It makes you look far more idiotic then those you mock.
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