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1 definition by Flippa the dolphin catcher

 
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A small furry creature who dwells in constant darkness. A very rare species, but when sightings have occured, the creature is in a drunken state. It is thought that when a mogz isnt under the influence of alcohol, it hibernates, enclothed in a small greasy shell made of regurgitated bookmarks.
Jean:'Whats that, that, THING?'
Susan:'Oh dont worry, its just the village mogz'

Tim:'I can smell alcohol'
Hank:'Maybe a mogz is near?'
by Flippa the dolphin catcher April 16, 2008