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Definitions by Flash Dude

gender reveal party 

Officially, a means for expectant parents to use their disposable income to tell the world whether their crotch goblin's a boy or girl

Unofficially, a thinly veiled excuse for civilians to commit war crimes
"Hey, did you hear about that last gender reveal party?"
"Didn't the organizers crash a plane into a group of unsuspecting people?"
Derogatory slang for Talion, used almost exclusively by the uruk-hai
"Luck, that's all this defeat is. I suppose you'll want to call yourself the Tark Slayer... slayer" - The last words of Dush the Tark Slayer
tark by Flash Dude December 12, 2017
French cat: Miaou
miaou by Flash Dude December 27, 2016

pay-to-win 

Random guy: OMG! DCU Online is is FREE TO PLAY!
Day one purchaser: God fucking damnit
Random skeptic: You mean pay-to-win, right?
pay-to-win by Flash Dude December 17, 2011
A one-eyed mammal bred to serve under Mental's Horde. A relatively common enemy in the Serious Sam series, and rather easy to kill due to its lack of oversized ordnance.
"It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye" - Sam Stone after killing a Gnaar.
Gnaar by Flash Dude November 23, 2011

Chili dog 

Possibly the best concession ever invented, consisting of your ordinary hot dog or smokie, except you add a chili that has nothing but the meat and sauce. Grated cheese or cheese sauce is optional.
I love the chili dog and i hate how Urbandictionary is good at ruining my snack.
Chili dog by Flash Dude November 20, 2011
Treasured as sacred relics to Team Fortress 2 players, hats are a form of cosmetic headgear that have no gameplay effects whatsoever. Despite the fact that they're completely inconsequential to the game itself, people seem to do ANYTHING just to get their useless hats, from trading, to Steam game promotions, and even through micro-transactions.
Average TF2 player: Willing to trade 5 flare guns for a Towering Pillar of Hats
hat by Flash Dude July 28, 2011