1 definition by Flaming Wiener

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When you find masturbation cream for your dick, in your an Old Man's Bathroom and use it, until you figure out that old people were recording you jerk your sausage. Then they blackmail you to manwhore with overweight black women, until you die.
Holy shit, I spirit bombed in the Retirement Home?
by Flaming Wiener May 31, 2009

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