3 definitions by Flakersonnium Jakkersonium

fortniting

Fortniting is a term for stripping in public wearing tight lingerie

Hey bro, want to go fortniting at the mall?

by Flakersonnium Jakkersonium October 10, 2022

Hard Bed

A word used to describe a very pleasurable bedframe, for sticking up your ass.

Usually has nice ridges and is smooth.

Hey bro, I just got off of my Hard Bed!

Ooh, that's hot! How was it?

Good man, but It smells like shit now.

by Flakersonnium Jakkersonium October 19, 2022

Frisbee Planks

Frisbee Planks, is a term for planking while other men try to stick as many frisbees in between your asscheeks as possible. Before the activity stars, all men participating must say “No Homo” to ensure no homosexual intentionsOnce the limit is reached, the man with the frisbees must try to launch them in the sky and catch them again. Frisbee Planks is most commonly done while not sober, and requires a lot of practice.

Hey man, I’m feeling some frisbee planks rn.

Sure man, just start planking when your ready.

by Flakersonnium Jakkersonium May 17, 2023