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The graceful balanced art of getting your cock sucked while taking a dump while having a shower.

- Having a shower, dump, and blow job all at once - could it get any better?
Tyler was very busy in the morning getting ready for work so his girlfriend M decided to give him a wet blumpkin to save him some time that morning...and every morning there after.
by Fireman T October 16, 2009

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