14 definitions by Finalpoet

marving

Moderately starving.

"Are you hangry?"

"No. I'm only marving."

by Finalpoet September 14, 2018

The word all Christians hate and this will only become a definition if I'm lucky enough to not have a Christian read it.

P1: Goddamn mother fucking sluts all getting fucked up the ass with massive cocks.
P2: Please don't say that G word around me, the rest was fine tho.

by Finalpoet January 31, 2019

A day that nobody cares about. Not even the families of the victims.

Person 1: "Tomorrow is Patriot Day"
Person 2: "Noone cares."

by Finalpoet September 11, 2018

Sunvan didn't pick me up again.

by Finalpoet April 3, 2019

Person 1: "What is Purple Day? "
Person 2: "That is epilepsy awareness day."

by Finalpoet September 11, 2018

What happens when everything goes black and then you wake up near some random people (remember stranger, danger).

1st) So I had a seizure.
2nd) Then what?

1st) Idk what happened, dumbass.

by Finalpoet June 9, 2018

The puzzle everyone thinks is impossible to solve... but with a good YouTube video it becomes very easy.

P1: I can never solve the Rubik's Cube.

P2: Have you checked YouTube?
P1: No.
P2:........

by Finalpoet January 31, 2019