Definitions by Fictitious Pulp

Deuce Dial 

The act of calling or texting someone while taking a dump.

Jake: "I should have listened to you about those burritos. It's like 'Alien' in my stomach. I bet you can smell it through the phone."

Nate: "Stop deuce dialing me. I don't want to picture you shitting. Ever."

Jake: "Stop answering my calls after we get Mexican food..."

Deuce Dial by Fictitious Pulp October 24, 2011

crazy box 

A male equivalent of the "friend zone", for a girl too effin' crazy to sleep with.

As soon as Rebecca started talking about her cat's favorite episodes of "Glee", she was instantly put in my crazy box.

crazy box by Fictitious Pulp November 28, 2010

designated badass 

Noun.

1. A person who accepts the badass responsibility of wrangling a group of drunk people in one car and ferrying them home without succumbing to the temptation of delicious, delicious alcohol.

1. It's a good thing Nate was our designated badass last weekend otherwise we'd have never gotten home. The dude is a champ.

designated badass by Fictitious Pulp March 4, 2010