Fetus Bomber's definitions

ryan howard

Incredible baseball star, Ryan Howard plays First Base for the Philadelphia Phillies. Won the ROY award and only played half the season, and if he gets more hits, he is a potential Triple Crown winner. He leads the league in home runs and RBIs (as of the 2006 season). Ryan Howard is arguably the future of the Phillies, and the Phillies should do whatever they can to keep him.

Ryan Howard smacks 450 foot home runs with a flick of his bat.

by Fetus Bomber September 23, 2006

Mayonaise Pumper

Someone who likes to suck on mens penises.

Oh my god Anthony is a mayonaise pumper! Eeewwww....

by Fetus Bomber November 4, 2004

Terrorists

According to George Bush, a bad group of folks.

"The terrorists are...uh...a bad group of folks"

by Fetus Bomber November 2, 2004

Extremely Massive Erection

When a man is so turned on that he over-erects, his penis skin starts to stretch and starts bleeding because the skin starts to rip.

Oh fuck, that turned me on so much that i now have an extremely massive erection.

by Fetus Bomber November 5, 2004

Stairway To Heaven

A song made by Led Zeppelin that is and always will be the greatest song.

I can't stop listening to Stairway To Heaven because it is so good!

by Fetus Bomber November 4, 2004

Big Papi

Big, kick-ass red sox player. Real name is David Ortiz.

Big Papi made them Yankees look like dumb assholes.

by Fetus Bomber November 4, 2004

Led Zeppelin

The band that is and always will be the greatest band ever.

Led Zeppelin's songs make most music look like shit. See Stairway To Heaven

by Fetus Bomber November 4, 2004