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Counterbailing is the art of bailing on plans made by a serial bailer before they have the opportunity to do the same to you

Often used by passive aggressive folk who are fed up with others bullshit.
Housemate: you totally bailed on our plans for tonight. Das cool I'm going to dye my hair

Me: Im Counterbailing. enjoy your hair treatment

Housemate: I didn't bail on you!!!!

Me: I'm sure you could have found a way
by Fergo's thoughts June 22, 2014
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Counterbailing is the art of bailing on plans made by a serial bailer before they have the opportunity to do the same to you

Often used by passive aggressive folk who are fed up with others bullshit.
Housemate: you totally bailed on our plans for tonight. Das cool I'm going to dye my hair

Me: Im Counterbailing. enjoy your hair treatment

Housemate: I didn't bail on you!!!!

Me: I'm sure you could have found a way
by Fergo's thoughts June 22, 2014
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To enjoy a conversation of no relevance to a instagram post with a friend in which niether of you are following said instagram poster
:What are you fellas upto this evening?

:oh nothing me and rob are just instatrolling this babe. All her staunch mates are making hollow threats, it's pretty awesome.

:ahh yiss I enjoy a good Instatroll tag me in I want to join in
by Fergo's thoughts November 22, 2014
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