1 definition by Fearful Symmetry

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Any type of intercourse preceeded by rubbing hand warmers up and down the genital phallus.
Scott: The new Toasty Torpedo?

Toaster Oven: Yes, Scott. You make one.

Scott: Me?

Toaster: Put it in me, Scott.
by Fearful Symmetry March 25, 2009

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