Fatass's definitions

red neck

1.White people who come from the deep south or just about any rural area. 2.Usually turned on by their kin and have low standards of living.

1.see Jeff Foxworthy routines.
2."Shake it, sis!"

by Fatass February 13, 2003

dildo

a fake penis used by women and men who like to take it up the ass.
Usually made to be much larger than a normal penis.

Carla shrieked and threw down her mother's purse in disgust after finding a dildo in there

by Fatass February 25, 2003

bastardization

1.The act of severely screwing something up.
2. The reduction of one's status due to that person's retarded act.

1. "fo shizzle ma nizzle" is a bastardization of "fo' sheezy mah neezy" which is a bastardization of "for sure mah nigga." <thank you, unknown source for the use of your quote>(2.)

by Fatass February 12, 2003

OMG

More goddamned instant messenger lingo used by bubbly/retarded pre-teen and teenage girls (and flamers) who cannot type. This is also sometimes spoken verbally by those that don't have full command of the english language.

A blonde talking to girl on instant messanger-
"OMG! You, like, kissed, like, a boy? Like, that is, like, so, like, gay."

by Fatass February 25, 2003

It was a good day

A term used when something very good happens to someone, and there was nothing really bad to counteract the good.

"It was a good day. . .I Britney Spears agreed to be my sex slave."

by Fatass February 18, 2003

vegetable

1. A plant that you eat, usually green
2. A person who is brain-dead.

What do you do when you're done eating a vegetable? Put her back in the wheelchair.

by Fatass February 21, 2003

FATASS

1. an ass that is fat
2. One who is fat in general
3. An insult shouted among annorexic girls when one of them breaks the 80 pound mark.

"Cartman, you fatass"
"EWWW!! You are, like, over, like, 81 pounds, you fatass!"

by Fatass July 20, 2003