Fatass's definitions

misunderestimated

A Shrubism (word created by our current moron...er...president) meaning "underestimated" and "misunderstood" at the same time.

"They misunderestimated me"- George W. Bush Jr. (Shrub)

by Fatass February 18, 2003

21

The magical age where it is legally ok to get incredibly drunk. At this time, a young adult spends most of his free time consuming vast amounts of alcohol in a variety of forms, saying that they're "making up for lost years."

by Fatass February 13, 2003

bastardization

1.The act of severely screwing something up.
2. The reduction of one's status due to that person's retarded act.

1. "fo shizzle ma nizzle" is a bastardization of "fo' sheezy mah neezy" which is a bastardization of "for sure mah nigga." <thank you, unknown source for the use of your quote>(2.)

by Fatass February 12, 2003

red neck

1.White people who come from the deep south or just about any rural area. 2.Usually turned on by their kin and have low standards of living.

1.see Jeff Foxworthy routines.
2."Shake it, sis!"

by Fatass February 13, 2003

dildo

a fake penis used by women and men who like to take it up the ass.
Usually made to be much larger than a normal penis.

Carla shrieked and threw down her mother's purse in disgust after finding a dildo in there

by Fatass February 25, 2003

narc

narc is short for narcotics officer. It is used to refer to someone who tells a figure of authority about drug use.

To narc is the action of telling an authority figure about drug use.

Johnny fuckin narced on me and the cops took all my herb.

Muthafuckin narc!

by Fatass January 7, 2007

fucktits

A minor expression of grief

Well fucktis...

by fatass February 22, 2003