Fatass's definitions

vegetable

1. A plant that you eat, usually green
2. A person who is brain-dead.

What do you do when you're done eating a vegetable? Put her back in the wheelchair.

by Fatass February 21, 2003

carpet

the thick, knotted mass of pubic hair just north of the vagina.

"I unbuttoned her pants and tried to run my hand down her panties, but it got caught in her carpet."

by Fatass February 13, 2003

Boobaloo

An Extremely retarded coincidence.

You finding the definition to Boobaloo

by Fatass May 13, 2005

mullet

the obvious label of a redneck.
short in front and unkempt in the back.
People who wear these are normally found near their female cousins.

"My mother's my sister."

by Fatass February 14, 2003

bunholio

cornholio's long lost brother in the world of alter ego's

by Fatass February 13, 2003

rap

1.A weak attempt at music...or poetry...or something...Anyway, it consists of some guy bitchin and moaning about life while another guy makes a 1st grade level beat in the background
2.Absolute proof of the degeneration of our culture.

"Wow, is this depressing poetry or what?"
"No, it sucks too much. It some of that rap shit."

by Fatass February 13, 2003

fucktits

A minor expression of grief

Well fucktis...

by fatass February 22, 2003