Fatass's definitions

nuke

1.to cook in the microwave (which is a great way to dry the dog, try it!)
2.a nuclear explosive
A.a means of keeping the japanese in line
B.a way to turn the Middle East into a giant glass parking lot.

"Im gonna nuke this hot pocket."
"We're gonna nuke yo' asses back to the stone age."- President George W. Bush (shrub)

by Fatass February 13, 2003

herpes

the virus that causes that itchy feeling after you screw the class slut.

"What the-. . . Herpes?!. . .must have gotten 'em from whats-her-face."

by Fatass February 13, 2003

hella

originally another form of hell, but also means very. It makes any adjective very powerful.

"That was hella cool."

by Fatass February 13, 2003

censorship

a means of sheltering minors from the world or any matierial that may not be politically correct.

"Yeah, that game's okay because you slaughter millions of innocent people in various bloody ways, but oh! GOD! don't look at that one, it has boobs in it."-Sony Computer Entertainment of America

by Fatass February 13, 2003

shh its ok

a common phrase used after your parents are heard walking by your room while you are in "the act".

CREEK...CREEK
"Whoa, what was that?!"
"Shh its ok."

by Fatass February 13, 2003

carpet

the thick, knotted mass of pubic hair just north of the vagina.

"I unbuttoned her pants and tried to run my hand down her panties, but it got caught in her carpet."

by Fatass February 13, 2003

techno

a type of synthesized music often used for dancing.

Well, its not really my style, but one time I heard this techno song once and it was like...
do do do do do do do
And then it was like. . .
dollllli do dollllli do. . .

by Fatass February 13, 2003