Fatass's definitions

Jizzface

A term given to a person who tends to give oral sex to a man. Comes from the slang term for semen, Jizz, and how it tends to end up all over the person's face

by Fatass July 20, 2003

Misogynist

Ice Cube (exemplified on the track "I Ain't the One" by N.W.A.)

Some have accused Ice Cube of being a misogynist, but he told them they were dirty ass hoes.

by Fatass January 25, 2005

coo

a stupid way of saying "cool," often said by those who, ironically, want to be "coo". . .DAMMIT!!. . .

"What do you think about that new song?"
"It's coo. . .er. . .groovy. . .um. . .sweet!"

by Fatass February 13, 2003

lotion

a cheap, inexpensive lubricant used for jacking off.

As he popped the porn movie in the dvd player, he reached for the hand lotion. . .

by Fatass February 13, 2003

The Shrub

The current dumbass, er, president. Named after his daddy, George W. Bush.
Used his daddy's influence to get to office.
Wasn't elected by the majority (what do you think we are?. . .a democracy.)
REALLY wants Iraq's oil.
IQ has not yet reached his age, not expected to.

Trying to get Bush to run this country is like trying to light a stadium with a 40-watt lightbulb

by Fatass February 25, 2003

magaritaville

1.a place to waste away
2.a place to forget your trouble
3.a place with many margaritas

. . .Lookin for my lost shaker and salt. . .

by Fatass February 21, 2003

j/k

a short hand version for "just kidding" used by those who can't type well. It is often verbally spoken by people who think that it's cool to sound like a moron.

Well, I did yr mom last night. J/k, lol. Ow, all this high-level thinking's makin' my brain hurt. Gtg, see ya l8r.

by Fatass February 12, 2003