a short hand version for "just kidding" used by those who can't type well. It is often verbally spoken by people who think that it's cool to sound like a moron.
Well, I did yr mom last night. J/k, lol. Ow, all this high-level thinking's makin' my brain hurt. Gtg, see ya l8r.
The current dumbass, er, president. Named after his daddy, George W. Bush.
Used his daddy's influence to get to office.
Wasn't elected by the majority (what do you think we are?. . .a democracy.)
REALLY wants Iraq's oil.
IQ has not yet reached his age, not expected to.
Trying to get Bush to run this country is like trying to light a stadium with a 40-watt lightbulb
a common phrase used after your parents are heard walking by your room while you are in "the act".
"Whoa, what was that?!"
"Shh its ok."
the virus that causes that itchy feeling after you screw the class slut.
"What the-. . . Herpes?!. . .must have gotten 'em from whats-her-face."
A minor expression of grief
cornholio's long lost brother in the world of alter ego's
1.one who uses stupid-ass stunts to get attention
2.funny as hell, especially when they get hurt.
Hmmm...I think sticking his dick in the pencil shapener was a cry for help...but I was too busy laughing my ass off to care.
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