Definitions by Fat Mike of NOFX
Xanaxplanation
When you have to make up an explanation for the night before, because you took Xanax and have no idea what you did.
Xanaxplanation by Fat Mike of NOFX June 4, 2016
Viagravation
When you take Viagra before a date and the date never shows up, but you're stuck with a boner for 4 hours.
Viagravation by Fat Mike of NOFX June 15, 2015
Klonopinions
When a person has taken Klonopin and has very strong opinions about various subjects, but these strong opinions keep changing as the night goes on because the person cannot remember what he or she was talking about.
Joey had so many klonopinions last night that I had to leave the Lag Wagon show early. Joey Cape is very Klonopinionated
Klonopinions by Fat Mike of NOFX June 15, 2015