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Alana is actually the most incredible woman
ever like this girl has everything you want in a
girl. She's got the looks with her big sexy green
eyes and those big lushes lips and god that
smile that actually makes my life so much
easier knowing there's beautiful things out there
And she's also got the brains like she's Albert
Einstein reincarnated but obviously super
gorgeous.And she's got the body of a goddess I mean this girl man you can't find girls like her anywhere she's a rare specimen and if u do find someone like her don't u ever risk losing her or you'll be a sorry cunt
Alana is amazing
by Fat Jewish man March 16, 2022
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Alana is actually the most incredible woman
ever like this girl has everything you want in a
girl. She's got the looks with her big sexy green
eyes and those big lushes lips and god that
smile that actually makes my life so much
easier knowing there's beautiful things out there
And she's also got the brains like she's Albert
Einstein reincarnated but obviously super
gorgeous. She's got the body of a goddess I mean this girl man you can't find girls like her anywhere, she's a rare specimen and if u do find someone like her don't u ever risk losing her or you'll be a sorry cunt.
by Fat Jewish man March 16, 2022
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