3 definitions by Farty McCrablice
The buildup of skin, hair, blood, pus, feces, semen, scabs, toilet paper and substances from your fingernails after scratching your gootch and walking around with thick thighs creating a morbidly obese high pressure heat and density that creates balls of nastyness for a day or so.
by Farty McCrablice October 30, 2006
What a car or truck or motorcycle is like when the shifter requires several throws to achieve the next gear, the reason being anything from a maladjusted clutch plate to a set of synchronizers that have burned out.
by Farty McCrablice March 21, 2017
1. Women who have been abused verbally and/or physically and take it out on their own bodies in the form of food and slothfulness.
2. Fat women who are loud and arrogant. Thunderous footsteps and the sound of a cowbell normally proceed their arrival. When asked their hobbies, they proudly tell you Crisco and mayonnaise, then they start hitting on you. When rejected they either become more noisy and annoying or revert to definition #1.
Both examples fail to realize that 20 min. a day exercise and a good diet may get them the attention they crave so badly.
2. Fat women who are loud and arrogant. Thunderous footsteps and the sound of a cowbell normally proceed their arrival. When asked their hobbies, they proudly tell you Crisco and mayonnaise, then they start hitting on you. When rejected they either become more noisy and annoying or revert to definition #1.
Both examples fail to realize that 20 min. a day exercise and a good diet may get them the attention they crave so badly.
Hey look at those fat, annoying, loud ass fat chicks. Which ones? The ones in the corner making bigfoot noises and pouring out their gravy boat onto their buttered chicken.
by Farty McCrablice May 26, 2006