2 definitions by Fartle kitten

A poodle that has a nice taste of pork
Guy: Dude, this poodle tastes like pork
Owner: I know, it's a porkey poodle
by Fartle kitten February 19, 2015
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a toot that you named Pat for no reason
guy lets out a toot and says: im gonna call you Pat short for Patootle
by Fartle kitten February 27, 2015
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