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10 definitions by Faraqueer

 
1.
Prefix: Used to imply an action that is performed with enhanced creativity.
1: I opeth-owned my test!!
2: How?
1: I snuck a camoflauge barrier into the exam hall, and covering myself with it, I used a high-pressure hose to suck out all the snot in my nose. I then used a catapult made of rat-corpses to fling all the mucus at the examiner's eyes. Whilst he was still fumbling around to try and get the snot out of his eyes, I checked all the answers.
by Faraqueer March 27, 2009
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2.
1)The hesitation before entering a brothel.

2)A waffle cooked inside a brothel.
Person 1: Come on man, let's go!
Person 2: I don't know if I'm going in..
Person 1: Haha, Person 2 is having a brothelwaffle!!

Wife:I can't believe you went to a brothel!
Husband: I just wanted my brothelwaffles...
by Faraqueer March 24, 2009
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3.
A mother that devotes her time to supporting her daughter in the popular pasttime of prostitution.
1: What does your mom do?
2: She's a soccer mom, you?
1: Oh she doesn't do much, she just brings the camera down to my whorehouse every now and then...
2:Lol @ brothelmom
by faraqueer March 26, 2009
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4.
The character, played by Peter North, that seduces Faraqueer in JRR Tolkein's newest novel, Bored of the Rings: iTz Dildo time
And then Araporn, King of Gondwhore, with such a commanding and seductive presence, beckoned Eoqueer of Blowhan from the far reaches of Helm's Deepthroat
by Faraqueer March 24, 2009
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5.
To reach a certain degree of fame where your name or anything directly affiliated with you comes up in the Google toolbar as a recommendation.
Fame-hungry band member:
"Hey dude, guess what, our band's popularity is soaring!"
Person:
"That's great, how can you tell? Lots of CDs sold?"
Fame-hungry band member:
"Naw dude, I typed in 'Black Sabb' into the google toolbar, and 'Black Sabbath' came up as a recommendation - we're google famous!"
by Faraqueer May 27, 2009
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6.
A physical and emotional sensation brought on by a vast influx of inspiration of achievement. Powergasms are induced by listening to epic music or through a success in business, sports or gaming.
1:Dude, why was that guy at the back bus was punching the air and pushing his chest out?
2:I'm pretty sure he has a powergasm from listening to the Lord of the Rings soundtrack...

1:Is it just me or has Randy developed a nervous twitch?
2:It's not a nervous twitch, he's just had a perpetual powergasm for the past week since he got promoted.
by Faraqueer October 20, 2009
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7.
Noun) A date that one purposely goes into to gain the satisfaction of dumping someone.

The length of the relationship can range from a breakup on the same day as the dump date, or months down the line.

Usually, the longer one maintains the relationship, the greater the satisfaction of breaking up.
Hey man, I'm going out for a dump date, it'll be a quick-fix though, I'll probably break up with her tonight, I don't have much time.
by Faraqueer April 19, 2009
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