3 definitions by Far East Texas Tamale
A female that posts on Craiglist's "Casual Encounters" with faceless attractive pictures, but when contacted via email, sends pictures of very large BBW that needs to go on Jenny Craig.
I was trying to hook up on Craigslist last week but found Jenny Craig-List . She sent pictures of herself eating a bucket of fried chickent!!
by Far East Texas Tamale February 15, 2017
A medical contract signed by a person prior to suffering from dementia or Alzheimer's that serves similiar to a DNR (Do Not Resuscitate) contract but instead is a DNRLP (Do Not Refuse Lap Dances). This helps elderly persons to enjoy the fruitful oscillations and dances of a much younger attractive performer with no legal proceedings to follow.
Did you hear about that Ohio caretaker that got into legal trouble for doing a lap dance for the 100 year old dementia patient? Dude, if Papa Tom would have signed his DNRLP this wouldn't be news!
by Far East Texas Tamale February 23, 2017
by Far East Texas Tamale January 11, 2017