1) A person with teeth that
havn't fully grown
out of their
gums yet giving
the impression they've been
hit in the mouth by a machete cutting off their
teeth in a straight horizonal
line with surgical precision.
2) A person with too many metal piercings in their
face looking as if they where too close
to a grenade when it went off piercing their
face with shrapnel(that
can later be melted down to make a machete), making them
seem as if they've got a bigger more annoying grin or smile.
Biff: Hey Jeff, this
is my friend Heff.
Jeff: Nice to meet...woah dude thats
up with your
Heff: I've got Machete Mouth Syndrome.
Jeff: Shit dude! You ever heard of Ribena Tooth Kind!?
Greg: Hey dude the chick I was railing lastnight was so wild until
she smiled at me dude...serious Machete Mouth goin on there.
Mike: Shit man...did you nail her anyways?
Greg: YEAH DUDE!
Mike: AWESOME Your
Peter: Did you see that guys face? It was full
of metal what was wrong with
Henry: Machete Mouth...a serious case!