2 definitions by Falcon worshipper
A small, jittering ape. Sighted somewhere in Nevada,This strange primate can be found holding a copy of wii sports close at hand. when attempting to take the game, he started pointing at the sky and screaming. When listening close it almost sounds like he’s saying “Penis cloud! PENIS CLOUD!” But this cannot be confirmed for sure. Nobody knows how or when this creature got a copy of wii sports, or when it first appeared. But it is said to roam at night, and if you do encounter it do not approach it. It is considered very dangerous.
by Falcon worshipper March 18, 2022
God himself. Actor, director, and writer of various comedy and drama productions. This man is possibly the perfect human. Faster, smarter, stronger, short. He is on a spiritual and intellectual level so high. The few to come into contact with this elusive figure, are enlightened. They are taken to a level of “not being a shit actor” for a moment, before Jeff disappears into the shadows. His IMDB page probably had religious text or fashion tips, most likely related to banana republic, on it at some point. Although he is not known to most people his work is incredible. As an acting teacher, he goes above and beyond what’s expected. He is so incredible he actually has a cult made up of various enlightened individuals called “the falcon”. Jeff does not affiliate himself with this cult but he knows of it. Truly, a god among men.
Guy: who is that guy
Enlightened individual: THATS JEFF SWEARINGEN OH MY GOD
Jeff: please leave me alone
Enlightened individual: THATS JEFF SWEARINGEN OH MY GOD
Jeff: please leave me alone
by Falcon worshipper February 10, 2022