1 definition by Falcon The Turd Bomber

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Taking a dump in a tanning bed.
Friend 1 " Dude what took you so long, your time in the bed was only 10 minutes.:
Friend 2 (the culprit) " There was a solar flare event...."
Friend 1 "Ohio is the best!"
Friend 1 and 2 Exchange High Fives
Friend 1 yells "SHOTS!"
End Scene
by Falcon The Turd Bomber June 01, 2010

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