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Used for exclaiming that a situation is absurd because it involves someone gaining power that they don't know how to handle and will fuck things up usually in a comical or really fucked up way. Originated from when i (Funzzzies DasFez) saw the monkey that gets an ak47 video where some Africans give a monkey an AK and they get wrecked.
Hilary Clinton might be president. THATS LIKE GIVING A FUCKING MONKEY AN AK47.
Alright boys steve is gonna babysit for you tonight(steve is a pot-smoking fuck up). The fuck mom thats like giving a monkey an ak47.

Little brother gets a car before you. THATS LIKE GIVING A MONKEY AN AK47!
Drillbit Taylor movie villain the bully is 18 therefore has a house to himself without parent supervision, imagine T-dog saying that's like giving a fucking monkey an ak47 in response to that. that is how you use it.

Definition: That's like giving a monkey an AK-47 Basically used whenever someone very under qualified or unable gains power and you disagree and exclaim that that is like giving a damn monkey an ak-47 which is an automatic rifle.
by FUNZZZIES DASFEZ April 13, 2017
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exclamation in response to guy's dicks being imprisoned and censored similar to free the nipple but funnier made by (Funzzzies DasFez)
at a protest for free the nipple yells FREE THE DICK
at an LGBT rally Yells FREE THE DICK
Free the nipple male equivalent
by FUNZZZIES DASFEZ April 27, 2017
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This phrase has been created by me (DAS FEZ) from a while ago. It means that shit is about to Pop off usually referring to when there will be a ghetto fight or some shit is gonna go down or when you're gonna get in trouble so you shouldn't stick around. During said fight it will go 0 to 100 just as a frog leaps without much warning. (pronounced Ne-gus get-in fro-ga) (Ne-Gas Get-Ing Fra_ggy.).
Ex) You throw a piece of trash and miss the can. A principal is behind you and says STAP! You proceed to say NIGGAS GETTING FROGGY!
another example is when two young blacks have a nigga moment and one of the crowd usually me says NIGGAS GETTING FROGGY ROLL OUT, however; in this situation i hesitate to roll out until some authority ruins the "fight" or "intense hugging".
Usage- Use this phrase in anticipation of scandalous shit that will go down displaying that you will either leave or stay to watch the stupidity.

Definition- Niggas gettin FroggyPhrase used to exclaim that some ratchet stuff is about to happen and that you should either leave or start recording.
by FUNZZZIES DASFEZ April 6, 2017
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Used as an exclamation when something crazy happens
This is one of my many catch phrases (Funzzzies DasFez)
See a car crash CHRIST ON A FUCKING POGO STICK (use curse words appropriately)
Get a D on a test you studied for CHRIST ON A POGO STICK
see some fucked up shit on reddit fifty fifty Christ on a pogo stick
by FUNZZZIES DASFEZ April 23, 2017
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