Extra Mayo's definitions
by Extra Mayo May 14, 2015

Darlene is such a MAB. One minute she's telling me she loves me and the next minute she has a knife to my throat.
by Extra Mayo June 23, 2021

What Filipinos who hate the 49ers, call Niners quarterback Colin Kaepernick. Pek pek means pussy in Tagalog.
by Extra Mayo February 9, 2013

Mixing the cards in the games "Cards Against Humanity" and "Apples to Apples." It allows for adults to have fun but show some respect to children.
Everyone wanted to play Cards Against Humanity, but since it was a kids party we played Apples Against Humanity.
by Extra Mayo May 20, 2015

A short man who is also a bodyguard for a woman with a really big ass.
Taken from the short animated film "The Bootyguard," in which Gary Coleman gets a job as Jennifer Lopez's bodyguard.
Taken from the short animated film "The Bootyguard," in which Gary Coleman gets a job as Jennifer Lopez's bodyguard.
Not only is Tony her personal assistant, he is also her bootyguard.
by Extra Mayo September 2, 2011

We were all pissed Sam didn't chip in for the bill, so we rain moaned her in front of her boyfriend.
by Extra Mayo August 25, 2015

The art of layering the surface of toilet water with toilet paper to minimize the sound of splashing.
That's the last time I have Taco Bell for lunch at work. Now I'm going to have to do some ninja pooping.
by Extra Mayo January 27, 2013
