Extra Mayo's definitions

Don't hate the game, hate the playa

When a guy gives up on a girl because she's banging someone else

Lalo: I could have had her.
Max: Bro, don't hate the game, hate the playa.

by Extra Mayo May 14, 2015

MAB

A Moody Ass Bitch

Darlene is such a MAB. One minute she's telling me she loves me and the next minute she has a knife to my throat.

by Extra Mayo June 23, 2021

Kaeperpekpek

What Filipinos who hate the 49ers, call Niners quarterback Colin Kaepernick. Pek pek means pussy in Tagalog.

If we can't stop Kaeperpekpek on this drive, we are going to lose the Super Bowl!

by Extra Mayo February 9, 2013

Apples Against Humanity

Mixing the cards in the games "Cards Against Humanity" and "Apples to Apples." It allows for adults to have fun but show some respect to children.

Everyone wanted to play Cards Against Humanity, but since it was a kids party we played Apples Against Humanity.

by Extra Mayo May 20, 2015

Bootyguard

A short man who is also a bodyguard for a woman with a really big ass.

Taken from the short animated film "The Bootyguard," in which Gary Coleman gets a job as Jennifer Lopez's bodyguard.

Not only is Tony her personal assistant, he is also her bootyguard.

by Extra Mayo September 2, 2011

Rain Moan

To mimic someone's sexual moans, as Dustin Hoffman does to Tom Cruise in the movie "Rain Man."

We were all pissed Sam didn't chip in for the bill, so we rain moaned her in front of her boyfriend.

by Extra Mayo August 25, 2015

Ninja Pooping

The art of layering the surface of toilet water with toilet paper to minimize the sound of splashing.

That's the last time I have Taco Bell for lunch at work. Now I'm going to have to do some ninja pooping.

by Extra Mayo January 27, 2013