A short man who is also a bodyguard for a woman with a really big ass.
Taken from the short animated film "The Bootyguard," in which Gary Coleman gets a job as Jennifer Lopez's bodyguard.
Not only is Tony her personal assistant, he is also her bootyguard.
When a man using a urinal adjacent to yours, tries to watch you pee.
Damn, the guy next to me was trying to do a peek-a-pee. I should have used one of the stalls.
When two guys using a urinal and one guy using a stall start a conversation inside a men's restroom.
"When I walked in I kind of freaked out because there was a two #1 one #2 situation going on."
How Filipinos pronounce "Las Vegas."
We are all going to "Las Begas" to watch the Manny Pacquiao fight.
The art of layering the surface of toilet water with toilet paper to minimize the sound of splashing.
That's the last time I have Taco Bell
for lunch at work. Now I'm going to have to do some ninja pooping.
If we can't stop Kaeperpekpek on this drive, we are going to lose the Super Bowl!
Facebook Jobber, or a man who masturbates while on Facebook.
I never took Chris for a FBJ
'er, but he was kind of creepy to women.
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