1 definition by Expert on owning the dudes
A yogurt tramp stamp is when a woman with a yeast infection jumps on the back of a shirtless man and smashes her yeast infected vagina on the mans back. When the phenomenon is over, the woman jumps off and white, curding slime is left on the mans back, resembling yogurt. The woman officially becomes the alpha in the relationship, afterwards.
Josh got the yogurt tramp stamp last night, and I made him do the fucking dishes, afterwards. I own that bitch now.
by Expert on owning the dudes September 21, 2019