13 definitions by Ethastum
American: cola is better
American2: no, pepsi is best
American3: you both are wrong sprite
American: die
American2: die2
American3: die3
American2: no, pepsi is best
American3: you both are wrong sprite
American: die
American2: die2
American3: die3
by Ethastum January 18, 2022
When you type the alphabet but your 'd'-key has fallen off, and your ii key types iix2 for some reason.
Person 1: II smart
Person 2: ... what's 9 + 10
Person 3: 21..?
Person 4: You stupiid
Person 5: abcefghiijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
Person 6: WHAT
Person 7: Sufferiing iis by defiiniitiion what whoa iis me
Person 8: Who the heck are all of you, get out of my house
Person 9: We're not leaviing untiill you call the poliice
Person 10: B
*Persons 1 to 10 miinus 8 leaves*
Person 8: Fiinally peace
*:D*
Persons 1 to 10 miinus 8: abcefghiijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
A: Person 8
Person 2: ... what's 9 + 10
Person 3: 21..?
Person 4: You stupiid
Person 5: abcefghiijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
Person 6: WHAT
Person 7: Sufferiing iis by defiiniitiion what whoa iis me
Person 8: Who the heck are all of you, get out of my house
Person 9: We're not leaviing untiill you call the poliice
Person 10: B
*Persons 1 to 10 miinus 8 leaves*
Person 8: Fiinally peace
*:D*
Persons 1 to 10 miinus 8: abcefghiijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
A: Person 8
by Ethastum September 25, 2023
by Ethastum January 18, 2022
When you are so unbelievably bored that you type in... whatever pattern you typed.
Please return to your work, your teacher/employer is gonna be disappointed in you.
With that said I feel the need to say that i'm currently not working. lol
Please return to your work, your teacher/employer is gonna be disappointed in you.
With that said I feel the need to say that i'm currently not working. lol
aaaaaa: croinge
dababy: omg what... croissant?
zxcvbnmjuyhgtrfdewsaq: AAAAAAA!?!??
gimme your liver: Maroi
dababy: omg what... croissant?
zxcvbnmjuyhgtrfdewsaq: AAAAAAA!?!??
gimme your liver: Maroi
by Ethastum March 28, 2022
When you are so bored that you first type all the letters on the keyboard in a right to left snake down the keyboard (including comma), and then type "qwertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm"
Person 1: "Start doing your f#cking homework!"
Person 2: "No i won't!"
Person 1: "Well i'm gonna do it for you!"
Person 2: "What? Ok fine then..."
Person 1: "pl,mkoijnbhuygvcftrdxzsewaqqwertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm! Ha you really thought that i would do them for you!"
Person 2: "Stop using pl,mkoijnbhuygvcftrdxzsewaqqwertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm, it's only for people who's bored."
Person 1: "But i am bored!"
Person 2: "Then do my homework!"
Person 1: "A"
Person 2: "No i won't!"
Person 1: "Well i'm gonna do it for you!"
Person 2: "What? Ok fine then..."
Person 1: "pl,mkoijnbhuygvcftrdxzsewaqqwertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm! Ha you really thought that i would do them for you!"
Person 2: "Stop using pl,mkoijnbhuygvcftrdxzsewaqqwertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm, it's only for people who's bored."
Person 1: "But i am bored!"
Person 2: "Then do my homework!"
Person 1: "A"
by Ethastum September 9, 2021
PERSON: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
DUDE: ÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆ
PERSON: DO YOUR FUCKING HOMEWORK JASON
DUDE: qwertyuiopå¨'øælkjhgfdsa<zxcvbnm,.-
PERSON: YEAH, qwertyuiopå¨'øælkjkjhgfdsa<zxcvbnm,.-
DUDE: IT'S TIME TO STOP, WHO ARE YOUR PARENTS, I'M GONNA CALL CHILD PROTECTION SERVICES.
DUDE: ÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆ
PERSON: DO YOUR FUCKING HOMEWORK JASON
DUDE: qwertyuiopå¨'øælkjhgfdsa<zxcvbnm,.-
PERSON: YEAH, qwertyuiopå¨'øælkjkjhgfdsa<zxcvbnm,.-
DUDE: IT'S TIME TO STOP, WHO ARE YOUR PARENTS, I'M GONNA CALL CHILD PROTECTION SERVICES.
by Ethastum January 18, 2022