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1 definition by Ethann00b1

1. thirsty dick
when one's penis is thirsting vaginal secretions. lack of sexual contact for a dick! Unicorn sex.
n00bs often get thirsty dicks.
i jizzed in my pants when i got a thirsty dick.
n00b thirsty dick jizz cat meow
by Ethann00b1 Feb 1, 2009 add a video
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