What you think of when you have an erection
and you need to get rid of it
Guy 1: Aww, dude, I can't stop getting erections from looking at my tutor.
Guy 2: Just do what I do and think of Rosie O'Donnell.
Guy 1: Thanks, man!
One week later...
Guy 1: Oh shit, man! You're the best! Rosie O'Donnel is so fugly
I didn't get an erection for a whole week!
Guy 1: Damn, that bullet train is sexy!
Guy 2: Gross, you're a metrosexual!
Guy 1: I can't help it! I was born this way!
Guy 2: Shut up, everyone knows metrosexuality is a choice.
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