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Beautiful, magnanimous, extroverted redhead that bears slight resemblance to a turtle/pre-historic creature. Lauren is an excellent volleyball player and artist and is adored by all.

Lauren is the kind of girl who is constantly explaining things to people, because she is so smart and so kind to those less intelligent than she.

She has freakishly long nails, but they are always clean. She sometimes wears sweatpants to school, and other times she wears a dress; either way, she never looks out of place and always looks divine.
Person A: Gee whiz, is that Lauren?
Person B: Sure is! She is easily recognized by her talon-like fingernails and long red hair.
by EscapeThisPlanet November 05, 2012

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