: You ever notice
how all the prices
end in nine? Damn, that's eerie.
Randal Graves: (reading a magazine) Have you ever wondered how much the average jizz mopper
makes per hour?
Hicks: What's a jizz-mopper?
Randal Graves: He's the guy that cleans up the nudie booth after each
Dante Hicks: Nudie booth?
Graves: Yeah, nudie booth. You've never been in a nudie booth?
Dante Hicks: I guess not.
Graves: Oh, it's great. There's this
glass between you and these chicks, and they put on a show for you for like 10 bucks.
Dante Hicks: What
(Customer walks up to counter with
a bottle of glass cleaner and a roll
of paper towels)
Graves: They do the weirdest, craziest shit you like to see chicks do. They insert things into any opening on their body - ANY opening.
Dante Hicks: Could we not talk about this right
Graves: The jizz-mopper's job is to clean off the glass after each
guy shoots a load. I don't know if you noticed, but cum
leaves streaks if you don't clean it right away.
Offended Customer: I will never
come to this
Hicks: I'm sorry?
Offended Customer: Using filthy language in front of the customers, you both should be fired!
Hicks: I'm sorry, I guess we got carried away.
Offended Customer: I don't know
if sorry could make up for it, you've highly offended me.
Randal Graves: Well if you thinks that's offensive, check this
(Shows him graphic picture from
Randal Graves: I think you can see her kidneys!