13 definitions by Eric Maan
Someone who tries to coax others into feeling the pain of those who probably deserve little or no empathy.
Bill: Those people shouldn't be cheering the death of Osama Bin Laden.
Fred: Give it a break you sympathy fascist.
Fred: Give it a break you sympathy fascist.
by Eric Maan May 5, 2011
A tanning bed.
Helga stopped popping herself into the skin toaster after the salon added the government's ten-percent tax. Now she feeds her melanoma outdoors.
by Eric Maan July 31, 2010
by Eric Maan January 8, 2010
by Eric Maan November 16, 2010
Larry: Where's that lazy bastard Nigel today?
Gerald: He took a sick day.
Larry: After all that faux activity in the past weeks, he must be churned out.
Gerald: He took a sick day.
Larry: After all that faux activity in the past weeks, he must be churned out.
by Eric Maan July 17, 2009
Be willing to go all the way with something. Refers to the mixed martial arts cage and the kind of hardcore punishment competitors are willing to face. Sometimes used to over-dramatize skirmishes.
Lisa was angry that Beth wanted to see Harry Potter instead of Sex and the City and was ready to take it to the cage.
Our manager said we had to switch to green Post-Its, but Bill took it to the cage and won. We still get to use the yellow ones.
Our manager said we had to switch to green Post-Its, but Bill took it to the cage and won. We still get to use the yellow ones.
by Eric Maan February 9, 2010
Jim: "Comack McCarthy’s ex-wife did what?"
Bill: "She pulled a pistol out of her ho-ster because she was losing an argument about aliens."
Sid: "Are you packing?"
Jane: "Got one in the ho-ster."
Bill: "She pulled a pistol out of her ho-ster because she was losing an argument about aliens."
Sid: "Are you packing?"
Jane: "Got one in the ho-ster."
by Eric Maan January 10, 2014