2 definitions by Eric Jean
Verb/Noun: The type of bowel movement featuring flatulence so forceful that it carries out bits of excrement with it.
Melissa was able to eat Mexican food without getting diharea, and she did not suffer from incontinence, but when nobody was looking or sniffing, she let out a fart that she felt carry out a bit of feces. Horrified, she rushed to the toilet and continued to cannonball in it.
by Eric Jean August 14, 2017
Steve's pants were too tight, and it was very hot out. He had to keep drinking water, so inevitably he wound up having to pee. He entered a McDonald's, and when he got into the bathroom, he realized he also needed to poop. So he sat down on the toilet, and as he let out his stream of urine, he did not yet realize the degree to which sweat had glued his scrotum to his shaft, and received a rock waterfall.
by Eric Jean August 17, 2017