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French Tank 

Modified military assault vehicle that has only one forward gear, but four reverse gears.
Used extensively in both World Wars.
English General: My word! Look at how quickly the French Army is retreating - how do they manage that?
English Sergeant: It's the French Tank sir - it has finally been perfected after nearly 100 years of development.
English General: Well I never - what will those onion-eating cunts think of next?
French Tank by English Bob July 16, 2007