1 definition by Emperor Davies
Man: "So, Emperor Davies, how did it go with Miss Emmanuelle last night?"
Emperor Davies: "The whore did spread her fuzzy cleft so I thrust myself upon her from a great height and duly performed the bonquoir. Now burn this bastard, Mr Thornton!"
Emperor Davies: "The whore did spread her fuzzy cleft so I thrust myself upon her from a great height and duly performed the bonquoir. Now burn this bastard, Mr Thornton!"
by Emperor Davies February 2, 2009