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1.
Morven: Someone who is feeling stupid. Or has lesbian tendancies.
Example 1- "I feel like a bit of a Morven, so I might just go shove a pen up my bum."
Example 2- Fred-"I looked at a womans breasts today!"
Jane"Your a right Morven."
by Emma! September 08, 2006