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1 definition by Emily Summer

 
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the Monday of the year.

(it is as far away from all the fun months as Monday is from the fun days. Like July - the Saturday of the year, or December - the Sunday of the year).
I hate the Januarys, they last forever, and they are a misserablle shadow of the happy holiday season, just like Mondays are a pathetic shadow of the happy weekend.
by Emily Summer January 09, 2013