2 definitions by Emile A4

A word given to denote a period of continuous sexiness across a certain series of events. An amalgam of the words "sexy" and "continuity". Sexinuity can be used to describe the continuous sexiness of a person throughout an entire television series, movie franchise, book series etc.
1. Emily: Oh that Jasper, how does he do it?
Kate: Yeah, he is not likely to lose his sexiness anytime soon.
Emily: Totally. Jasper's got a serious case of the sexinuity.

2. Kate: Do you think Jackson will cut his beautiful hair?
Emily: Nah, they need to keep it that length for sexinuity reasons.
by Emile A4 March 14, 2009
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A name given to someone who:
a) unintentionally makes you laugh with their idiocy
b) has just said something unbelievably dumb
c) accidentally injures themselves often or
d) is just generally a clumsy fool

'Goonus' can be used separately, or as part of a clever celebrity-based pun:

Idiot #1: How do you spell ATM?
Superior Being #1: Could you be more of a goonus?

Idiot #2: *knocks over glass*
Superior Being #2: You are such a goonus! You could be the fourth Goonus Brother (loosely based on Jonas Brothers)!
by Emile A4 October 30, 2008
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