1 definition by Eli is Gay

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Worthless excuse for a professional football player. He could not accomplish dick, so he directs where he wants his sons to play, so someone in the manning family can be worth something, even thought they are all worthless. Archie is a donkey cock. Also see {cock monger], shithead, and he is also famous for starring in many bukkake films...
If your last name is manning, you are a bitch.
by Eli is Gay May 09, 2004

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