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Coconut Fever

Coconut Fever (Noun): 1. A condition, found only in mainland Americans, that causes a mainland American male or female to develop an intense infatuation with one or more Native Hawaiians of the opposite, or more infrequently, same sex.

Judging by your Myspace, Mike....you've got coconut fever.

by El Samurai July 29, 2008