23 definitions by El Poopstersaurus

Shoes used to take massive shits in while driving down the road that can later be taken to the table to be emptied out. The excrement is then served as a traditional Mexican dish.
I filled up my car to table shoes three times today during my hour commute to work. We gonna be eating good for a couple of days!
by El Poopstersaurus November 8, 2018
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A person that literally has shit for brains and understands only the Spanish language.
Carlos is a cerebro de mierda. He is dumb as shit salad.
by El Poopstersaurus October 18, 2017
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