23 definitions by El Poopstersaurus

poopaholic

Someone who is always trying to poop on other people's belongings

That poopaholic took a shit in my backpack right before class.

by El Poopstersaurus October 18, 2017

massachusetts slurpee

A special type of turd only found in Massachusetts that can be slurped on to enjoy a full rich flavor of pure shit. It is a common snack for any poopaholic.

Man, I love the taste of shit. Go get me a massachusetts slurpee please.

by El Poopstersaurus October 26, 2017

tennessee log jammer

A person who jams large logs of shit into his/her asshole for pure unadulterated pleasure while in Tennessee.

I became a true tennessee log jammer when I picked up a turd from a Wal-Mart toilet and shoved it deep into my asshole while visiting my grandmother in Knoxville. It felt SUPER AMAZING!!! I now perform this act at least 10 times a day whenever I'm in Tennessee.

by El Poopstersaurus October 26, 2017

Paperbag

Something that you take a poo in and leave on someone's doorstep so that when they answer the door, they step in the poo. Sometimes the poo is replaced with a very large quantity of semen making the prank even more hilarious.

We left a Paperbag on Mr. Shittington's doorstep. I sure hope that bastard steps in the feces and tracks it around his house!

by El Poopstersaurus June 11, 2019

urine

A yellow liquid that is sterile and is liked for its taste.

Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No, but it's sterile and I like the taste!

by El Poopstersaurus April 4, 2018

testicle sandwich

A sandwich literally including ball sack as the main ingredient.

I ate a huge testicle sandwich for breakfast this morning, then shit all over the stairs.

by El Poopstersaurus October 26, 2017

marshmellowing

The act of shoving marshmellows up one's asshole by the ton.

I started marshmellowing a couple years ago and became addicted. It's like I'm eating marshmellows with my bunghole.

by El Poopstersaurus December 28, 2017