2 definitions by Edi Bowl

The McCarty Swipe

When you are taking a dump before taking a shower and instead of using toilet paper to wipe, you just go into the shower, soap up your hand, and use your hand to wipe your ass.

I ran out of toilet paper this morning, so I just pulled The McCarty Swipe instead.

by Edi Bowl February 21, 2009

Dirty Mumaw

When you are jerking off and you fart. You then huff the fart and that makes you blow your load!

When my wife isn't home, I love to give myself a Dirty Mumaw.

by Edi Bowl October 16, 2008