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1. adj; something in bad taste or is otherwise unappealing.
2. verb; to murder someone.
3. verb; to masturbate.
2. verb; to murder someone.
3. verb; to masturbate.
1. Yo Freddy, turn off the country music. That shit is whack.
2. Freddy, turn off that fuckin' country music before I go and whack ya.
3. Freddy, I said turn off the country music, I didn't say pull your johnson out and start whackin' it. The fuck?
2. Freddy, turn off that fuckin' country music before I go and whack ya.
3. Freddy, I said turn off the country music, I didn't say pull your johnson out and start whackin' it. The fuck?
by Eapert McDangles June 30, 2006
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Yeah... But she's a CUNT though; she Can't Understand Normal Thinking.
Yeah... But she's a CUNT though; she Can't Understand Normal Thinking.
by eapert McDangles August 25, 2006
Get the CUNT mug.When a female shaves her vagina and the stubble grows back; initially this creates a very rough surface that is not a desirable region for the male to rub his "Johnson" during sex or after orgasm.
Yo Freddy, I love girls who shave their pussy, but I hate it when they let the stubble grow back and it gets all rough, that's "Sand Paper Pussy."
by Eapert McDangles July 13, 2006
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Freddy: Yo Jason, keep your cock out of my gas tank. And don't tough my leather seats with those gay as finger blades, you crazy faggot.
Freddy: Yo Jason, keep your cock out of my gas tank. And don't tough my leather seats with those gay as finger blades, you crazy faggot.
by Eapert McDangles July 13, 2006
Get the CILF mug.A man's "Johnson;" derived from the expression, "I'd definitly stab it in your sister's ass."
*Ass in this context can mean both a vagina or anal cavity.
*Ass in this context can mean both a vagina or anal cavity.
by Eapert McDangles July 13, 2006
Get the Ass Shank mug.A derogation for older black males with gray hair and healthy smiles; usualy employees at Walgreens or Osco-Drug, especially at the photo-developement stand.
Aright fellas, I'ma be back in a minute, I gotts swoop my naughty pictures from Uncle Ben. I'll nab some brew too.
by Eapert McDangles June 12, 2006
Get the uncle ben mug.1. A purchase of cocaine. Also can be used as to signify the use of cocaine among friends in a social gathering.
Fuckin A, I pawned my brother's nice watch to get a Pleasant change of weather. He's gonna shit when finds out. But fuck him, what do I give a fuck?
by Eapert McDangles June 12, 2006
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