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One who consistanly, and effortlessly, ruins the fun in a social setting; typically by acting hysterical and moody.
Why do you invite that cunt swab Fuckball Fred over on poker night, he just cries like a little bitch when we beat the shit out of him and pour molten iron in his ass. Fuck that guy.
by Eapert McDangles June 12, 2006
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Do you have a prescription?
Fuck no I don't.
Hmmm. There's an urban farm up in stapelton, room 311. But you have to be careful, them porch crickets is trouble.
Do you have a prescription?
Fuck no I don't.
Hmmm. There's an urban farm up in stapelton, room 311. But you have to be careful, them porch crickets is trouble.
by Eapert McDangles June 18, 2006
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Yeah... But she's a CUNT though; she Can't Understand Normal Thinking.
Yeah... But she's a CUNT though; she Can't Understand Normal Thinking.
by eapert McDangles August 25, 2006
Get the CUNT mug.When a female shaves her vagina and the stubble grows back; initially this creates a very rough surface that is not a desirable region for the male to rub his "Johnson" during sex or after orgasm.
Yo Freddy, I love girls who shave their pussy, but I hate it when they let the stubble grow back and it gets all rough, that's "Sand Paper Pussy."
by Eapert McDangles July 13, 2006
Get the Sand Paper Pussy mug.A derogation for flamboyent individuals of Asian decent, typically those who are strikingly culturally inept; derived from the instant ramen brand "noodle time."
Hey Freddy, what went down in class today?
Hmmm. I can't remember because I was stained... Oh, that Noodle Time brought in some of them chinese cookies. That noodle time, he's a good guy, even if he is an oddball. And I wanna fuck his sister too.
Hmmm. I can't remember because I was stained... Oh, that Noodle Time brought in some of them chinese cookies. That noodle time, he's a good guy, even if he is an oddball. And I wanna fuck his sister too.
by Eapert McDangles June 12, 2006
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I dunno, you an me was gettin stained earlier, remember?
Oh yeah... That was you?
I dunno, you an me was gettin stained earlier, remember?
Oh yeah... That was you?
by Eapert McDangles June 18, 2006
Get the stained mug.1. A purchase of cocaine. Also can be used as to signify the use of cocaine among friends in a social gathering.
Fuckin A, I pawned my brother's nice watch to get a Pleasant change of weather. He's gonna shit when finds out. But fuck him, what do I give a fuck?
by Eapert McDangles June 12, 2006
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