Eapert McDangles's definitions
A derogation for a group of unappealing caucasions; also can be used to identify caucassions who ought not to be trusted.
Word up, them niggas got garbage down the block. Yo son, check the Cracker Jacks goin in the buildin. Word up, let's knock em out the box.
by Eapert McDangles June 12, 2006
Get the Cracker Jacksmug. One who consistanly, and effortlessly, ruins the fun in a social setting; typically by acting hysterical and moody.
Why do you invite that cunt swab Fuckball Fred over on poker night, he just cries like a little bitch when we beat the shit out of him and pour molten iron in his ass. Fuck that guy.
by Eapert McDangles June 12, 2006
Get the cunt swabmug. Yo Freddy, wouldn't you park your car in my sister's ass?
Yeah... But she's a CUNT though; she Can't Understand Normal Thinking.
Yeah... But she's a CUNT though; she Can't Understand Normal Thinking.
by eapert McDangles August 25, 2006
Get the CUNTmug. Hey freddy, what went down in class today?
I dunno, you an me was gettin stained earlier, remember?
Oh yeah... That was you?
I dunno, you an me was gettin stained earlier, remember?
Oh yeah... That was you?
by Eapert McDangles June 18, 2006
Get the stainedmug. A derogation for flamboyent individuals of Asian decent, typically those who are strikingly culturally inept; derived from the instant ramen brand "noodle time."
Hey Freddy, what went down in class today?
Hmmm. I can't remember because I was stained... Oh, that Noodle Time brought in some of them chinese cookies. That noodle time, he's a good guy, even if he is an oddball. And I wanna fuck his sister too.
Hmmm. I can't remember because I was stained... Oh, that Noodle Time brought in some of them chinese cookies. That noodle time, he's a good guy, even if he is an oddball. And I wanna fuck his sister too.
by Eapert McDangles June 12, 2006
Get the Noodle Timemug. Something you say to a square when they tell a dumb joke, or to a square when they try to do something to impress you and make an ass of themself.
The square says, "hey everyone, I just smoked an oregano joint, whew-wee, what a rush!"
The response, "wow, cool beans. Bitch."
The response, "wow, cool beans. Bitch."
by Eapert McDangles June 12, 2006
Get the cool beansmug. One who launders money for criminals, usually owners of small private buisnesses with large cashflow.
"What can I do? I can't put that amount of cash in the bank, it raises a red flag..."
"Hmmm. I'll introduce you to clean face, he runs a little shipping outlet. You can give him your cash and for a small percentage he'll give you paychecks."
"Hmmm. I'll introduce you to clean face, he runs a little shipping outlet. You can give him your cash and for a small percentage he'll give you paychecks."
by Eapert McDangles June 13, 2006
Get the clean facemug.