3 definitions by EI Dongo

mikeluhg

A filthy nonce, usually says “seek help pal”

That MikeLUHG lad is a proper cunt like, should seek help the Jimmy Saville wannabe

by EI Dongo April 25, 2020

Roberto Firmino

A Brazilian lesbian who is a false 9/libero/trequarista/inside forward/anchor man/sweeper/inverted full back. Cleans Martial’s shoes. Martial FC is clear.

Roberto Firmino is an absolute nonce.

by EI Dongo May 27, 2020

DefensiveLB

WackyyWillock’s best mate. His girlfriend rides WackyyWillock’s cock. In his spare time he is a male prostitute, shagging everyone from Theresa May to school dinner ladies. Top man.

DefensiveLB? More like OffensiveLB.

by EI Dongo May 27, 2020