Dysfunction's definitions

Disfunktshun

HEY! I am not a penis u wanker. I do own you and all your base though. :-D

Dysfunction stole all your bitches!

by Dysfunction September 15, 2003

skipping

To skip a class or to skip school all together. Only do it every once in awhile if your in High School. Or anytime from Jr High, up. You need to get your classes but a skip once in awhile is aight ;)

"Melissa is skipping 1st thru 4th hour with Lee so they can fuck in his car in the parking lot across the street"

by Dysfunction September 22, 2003

Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas

Best damn fuckin movie ever. there is a good quality version on Kazaa right now! Fucking awesome movie starring Johnny Depp.

I'm a doctor of journalism man.

by Dysfunction September 23, 2003

johnny depp

awesome actor. I'm not gay or anything, but he's a fucking beast. Johnny, your great. (Blow, Pirates, and Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas were your best man!)

Johnny Depp: "What the fuck?" (in Blow )
Me: "rofl!"

by Dysfunction September 25, 2003

Americas Army

Awesome free game made by the United States army. The new version (Special Forces) comes out October 31st! :)

www.americasarmy.com

by Dysfunction September 28, 2003

D-runk

The stage between drunk and plastered in which a person has become fully intoxicated but still has enough mental capacity to get his/her pants down before taking a leak.

- I got drunk last night
- You were past that. You were d-runk.

by dysfunction December 10, 2004

noob cannon

In Americas Army it is the RPG-7. It just blows up anything it hits or in the general area. It is also called the "ROE Cannon" because it has a tendance to TK. If you stand behind the person shooting you will die and the explosion radius is so high that it will probably get teammates.

Player was blown up by DysfunctionalFORCE's rocket
DysfunctionalFORCE attacked teammate Player1
DysfunctionalFORCE attacked teammate Player2
Player 2: Wtf n00b cannon.

by Dysfunction January 10, 2004